by teresa
Did you poop on my pillow?
No.
Yes you did!!
NO I DIDN'T DUMMY!
I pooped on the blanket.
I knew as soon as the guy turned into a dog you would love it. The only thing that would make it better for you is if a dragon rounded the corner.
Did that burp feel good?
I wish I could burp like that.
All the kids are gone...do you want to go to bed early?
Sure, I washed the poop blankets.
Wow, you sure kill the sexy.
You voted for Obama, didn't you?
My nose is cold, can we turn on the heat?
NO!
I have a hot faucet butt.
Mom's been crying at everything lately, she needs to stop watching sportscenter.
Nothing like the stomach flu for four days to kick start a new diet.
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